zeldathemes
a haphazardly curated collection
17. heterosexual. taken. big lover of Les Mis, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, writing, reading, and drawing. Also words - I love new words. If you find some, let me know!


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supreme-goose-overlord:


benedicts-cumberchick:

troyesivan:

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

centipede

can’t you just smell them? don’t they smell like anything?

are you telling me that someone ate enough centipedes to be able to recreate the taste in jellybean form

supreme-goose-overlord:

benedicts-cumberchick:

troyesivan:

spacetwinks:

highlights from jelly belly’s ‘literally eat shit, we hate you’ line of flavors

centipede

can’t you just smell them? don’t they smell like anything?

are you telling me that someone ate enough centipedes to be able to recreate the taste in jellybean form

katyissuperawesome:

seescottspaz:

what the writers of spn are trying to do to dean this season

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I can’t tell if the gif means they’re making Dean work over and over again to keep Sammy and other unconcious/dead people upright and alive

or it means the writers are trying to keep him in the closet but he just keeps throwing himself out

either way the accuracy is outstanding

whyisdansohard:

keepitmoist:

infelice:

politics-war:

Culture clash between two brothers on modern vs. tradition
A monk and a punk

love this one.

dude

no those brothers are going to save rock and roll

whyisdansohard:

keepitmoist:

infelice:

politics-war:

Culture clash between two brothers on modern vs. tradition

A monk and a punk

love this one.

dude

no those brothers are going to save rock and roll

sherlck:

the sexual tension between me and good cinematography

batched:

notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

image“perfect”
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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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potatobastard:

koikoimotherfuckers:

that-man-is-playing-galaga:

Some people just know how to do birthday cards.

birthday cards against humanity

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

So we were sitting in class today

lokisprotege:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

The perfect comparison. 

panaran:

get your head in the game Smaug

panaran:

get your head in the game Smaug

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

punkukulele:

half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’

and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet flats and play ukulele and wear cute jewelry’

and i think that pretty much sums up my entire existence

Harry glanced down, and felt another dull blow to his stomach: Colin Creevey, though underage, must have sneaked back just as Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle had done. He was tiny in death.

Dear Colin, who thought of Harry as a hero and never wavered in his loyalty, despite the fact that sometimes hating Harry was the popular thing to do. Dear Colin, who didn’t buy into the rumours that Harry was Slytherin’s heir, who tried to change the “Potter Stinks” badges to say “Support Potter”, who joined the DA in his 4th year and then answered the coin’s call in his 6th and came back to Hogwarts for the Final Battle. Dear Colin, who snuck back into the castle during said battle after being dismissed for being underage. Dear Colin, who ultimately died. For believing in the cause and for believing in Harry Potter. I think he deserves much more appreciaton from the fandom, because how many of us would risk it all like Dear Colin? (via simplypotterheads)

It doesn’t matter that, intellectually, I know he was sixteen; in his death scene, I always picture that overly enthusiastic 11-year-old.

(via intelligencehavingfun)